Heatherisms: Snarky wisdom, everyday style. Wear your wit.

Bold. Witty. Unapologetically real.

This is the line for the highly functioning disasters, the sarcastic survivors, and the caregivers who show up—messy bun, coffee in hand, and no time for nonsense.

Each design in this collection is rooted in humor, resilience, and hard-earned truth. Because healing doesn’t always look like yoga and essential oils—sometimes, it looks like laughing through the chaos. From funny caregiver sweatshirts and sarcastic mugs to everyday apparel that says what you’re really thinking, Heatherisms™ makes survival a little lighter.

These are gifts for caregivers, friends, and anyone who deserves a reminder that grit and humor do belong in the same sentence.

Heatherisms™: because life didn’t go as planned, but here we are anyway.

 

This isn't just Merch. It's a Mission

Every patch, print, and thread we offer is a salute to those still fighting the invisible battles. For warriors, for survivors, for those left behind - we wear the mission so no one forgets.

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