Funny Laundry Bag – “This Bag Holds All My Dirty Little Secrets” | Drawstring Travel Hamper | College, Dorm, or Gym Must-Have

Say goodbye to boring laundry bags.
This oversized drawstring bag is equal parts sass and function — designed for the unapologetically hilarious human who knows their dirty laundry deserves a stylish hiding place.

Printed with the cheeky phrase:
“This bag holds all my dirty little secrets.”
...and finished with our subtle Heatherisms™ signature (because of course it is), this piece turns every trip to the laundry room into a mic-drop moment.

Perfect for:

• Dorm life, college drop-offs, or apartment living

• Gym clothes, travel laundry, or weekend getaways

• Gifts for bridesmaids, roommates, caregivers, or anyone with a sense of humor

Made from durable fabric and designed to be both lightweight and roomy — it’s your not-so-basic bag with boutique-level charm.

Laundry never looked this good.

Product features
- Vibrant colors for a cheerful look.
- Convenient drawstring closure for quick access.
- Durable 100% spun polyester that retains shape.
- Available in two sizes for various needs.
- Comfortable woven shoulder strap for easy carrying.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, mild detergent
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat